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At four o'clock in the morning today, I awoke to the sound of my dorm room door slamming and the distinct taste of corn meal in my mouth. I turned on the light and, much to my dismay, found that it was everywhere else as well. "Good prank," I thought. "Pretty em-effing funny. Now I'm going across the hall to slap Noah or Bow, or whoever it is that's responsible for these shenanigans."

Nope. Turns out that the people who snuck into my room at four o'clock in the morning to throw corn meal in my face and, subsequently, all over the damned place don't even know me. At all.

But now it's on. They didn't even want to fuck with me while I was sleeping, because now their final three weeks here at Grinnell are going to be indescribable. Corn meal is just the tip of the iceberg; now Bow and Noah, who also got nailed, will join me in plotting revenge. And it is going to be sweet.

Peace.
-Todd