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Wait a minute. Something's amiss. You've hit the middle of the summer and you don't really have a whole lot to do. That's cool though, because you're surrounded by friends who understand your plight. No; they're in Michigan, One of the two Dakotas (I can't remember which), Wisconsin, and Germany. And the rest aren't lazy and do have jobs.

So what do you do?

It's this close (pinch thumb and forefinger nearly together) to raining outside and you don't much feel like getting doused. You've already read the newspaper, including the ads, and attempted to finish the insurmountably huge and difficult Sunday crossword. You've already solved the Jumble [AUBURN COOPER BRANDY ROSARY ORPHAN TRIBAL What kind of case was it for the great detective? OPEN AND SHUT] and you don't like the Word Scrimmage. The comics, on the whole, were above par. But you haven't read them in weeks, so you wouldn't know what par is anyway.

Your mom and brother, in cahoots, have stolen your new copy of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, of which you had already read a hundred or so pages, just when things started to pick up. But you can't pry it from the collective vise-grip they have on the thing.

You're too bored to think of a way to get un-bored, mindlessly click-clacking away at your computer, telling no one of things about which they don't care in the least.

Peace.
-Todd