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I don't usually do this, but here is an e-mail I received today. I've taken out all the specifics that let you know about where I'm going to be on what date, because I don't trust you. Pervert.

Peace.

Todd,
I would be more than happy to attend [your open house]... I hope that the end of the year was exciting for you and that you were able to savor the last moments of your youth. Let me tell you something, it is all down hill after high school. All that BS that they put in those college brochures is a crappy smokescreen to the sad reality of girls still ignoring you and academics still kicking your butt. Oh sure, Animal House paints a pretty picture of eating, drinking, and merriment, but that is Hollywood. Before you know it you are trying to stab your eyes out with a compass because the cafeteria enchiladas are waging civil war in you small intestine. Oh well, perhaps you will have an easier time than I did, I guess all that happened because I insisted on bringing my blankie with me everywhere. ...I will be there with bells on.

-Dan